So I went to that bar the other weekend and realized I was the only person there under 30 after about 10pm. So first strike. And then at the gym the next day, I realized all my gym buddies were moms after I asked them all about their kids and their sports tournaments and what not. 

So I realized I really needed to hang with people my own age. 

Instead, I overcompensated and started rewatching Avatar and reading the Percy Jackson books.