This used to say, "Not as funny as I think I am."
But sometimes I look at my blog and I'm like "Omg I'm fucking hilarious, I'm so sorry for the people that don't know me."
So.
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“SO THEY KICKING YOUR CUTE LITTLE ASS OFF NEXT SEASON HUH COLFER? THAT SUCKS BRO, HOW’D YOU FIND OUT? TWITTER? YOU FOUND OUT FROM A GODDAMN TWEET? … WHAT THE FUCK YOU CRYIN ABOUT KID? DO YOU KNOW HOW I FOUND OUT I WASN’T GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW ANYMORE? IT WASN’T COUPLED WITH THE FACT I HAD AN EMMY NOD AND ANOTHER SEASON. THAT MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ME INTO HIS OFFICE, SAID HE REALLY LIKED THE SHIRT I HAD ON— THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT THIS BUTTON UNDER HIS DESK AND DROP ME INTO A TANK FULL OF GREAT WHITE SHARKS. MOTHERFUCK GREAT WHITE SHARKS, CHRIS. THIS IS WHAT HE’S DOING WITH ALL THAT ITUNES CASH, IT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I WOULDN’T HAVE MADE IT OUT IF I DIDN’T COME PACKAGED WITH DOPE ASS KUNG FU GRIP. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT DIJON TALTON BEAT THE FUCK OUT THREE GIANT WHITE SHARKS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. INCLUDE THAT IN YOUR EMMY SPEECH.”
(Source: yellingrutherford)
