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Melanie. 21. College student. Procrastinator.

This used to say, "Not as funny as I think I am."

But sometimes I look at my blog and I'm like "Omg I'm fucking hilarious, I'm so sorry for the people that don't know me."

So.


Haha. Glad to hear I wasn’t the only one. My principal even named me the fairness police bc I was so bossy about things and them needed to be fair. I try to just laugh now.

I just got this weird flash of a memory where I was at gymnastics and some mom had a leg injury and had pins in her leg. And I tried to obnoxiously explain why to one of my buddies what they did, and I was completely and utterly wrong. I was just making shit up and pretending I knew what they were for.

I dont even know why I remembered it and it’s not even that embarrassing, but god, I was hoping my 5 year old memories would at least be exempt.


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