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Melanie. 21. College student. Procrastinator.

This used to say, "Not as funny as I think I am."

But sometimes I look at my blog and I'm like "Omg I'm fucking hilarious, I'm so sorry for the people that don't know me."

So.


I still get embarrassed about things I remember saying when I was, like, FIVE.  

Dear brain,

I know you want me to relive all my cringeworthy moments, but seriously, can you at least let the ones go from a time period when I still had nap time at school?



  1. dratij said: Haha. Glad to hear I wasn’t the only one. My principal even named me the fairness police bc I was so bossy about things and them needed to be fair. I try to just laugh now.
  2. itdartslikelightning said: me too ugh
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