March 2012
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Need caffeine. Dont want to get coffee.
Will my Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream suffice?
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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February 2012
Oprah's here too.
I looked under all my chairs today just in case.
Nothing.
I haven't seen Lady Gaga yet, I'm sorry to say.
I never see celebs when I’m actually looking for them, so I’m going to remain blissfully ignorant about her whereabouts and accidentally run into her.
It happened with Justin Timberlake two years ago.
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“I need a fucking whiskey”
– Gaga tonight, outside of Harvard. (via fuckyeahladygaga)
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Reading Alice in Wonderland makes me want to shout...
Especially to people who walk slowly.
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Paloma Faith - Upside Down
Someone just reblogged my music post of Darling...
and said that it makes them think of their mommy.
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dratij replied to your post: I still get embarrassed about things I remember saying when I was, like, FIVE.
Haha. Glad to hear I wasn’t the only one. My principal even named me the fairness police bc I was so bossy about things and them needed to be fair. I try to just laugh now.
I just got this weird flash of a memory where I was at gymnastics and some mom had a leg injury and had pins in her...
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I still get embarrassed about things I remember...
Dear brain,
I know you want me to relive all my cringeworthy moments, but seriously, can you at least let the ones go from a time period when I still had nap time at school?
Wow this ~forbidden romance and tension between...
WHY IS THIS SO BAD THO
Everything’s so forced.
And the show’s just so….safe right now. There’s nothing clever about it. It needs an x-factor.
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Cannot...finish...this....episode...of...SMASH....
worldshakes replied to your post: laineybenes replied to your post:…
omg jawbreaker i fucking love that movie
I love when so many flawless people with flawless taste follow me.
laineybenes replied to your post: itdartslikelightning replied to your post: omg …
Jawbreaker is the best omg Rose McGowan and Parker Posey and flawless.
So underrated/unknown. And Parker Posey is flawless in errythang.
itdartslikelightning replied to your post: omg MEL. heathers is one of my favorite movies in the history of ever. just. everything about it. flawless. and christian slater when he was cute and not a huge scumbag! (not a HUGE scumbag…)
ooh, i’ve never seen jawbreaker. i’ll have to get on that.
I mean, it’s trying to be Heathers and isn’t as good, but it’s the same type of...
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This Bruno Mars plug is embarrassing.
Also, this cast needs to go to Vegas for a weekend and get smashed (pun unintended) and bond and get some chemistry.
itdartslikelightning asked: omg MEL. heathers is one of my favorite movies in the history of ever. just. everything about it. flawless. and christian slater when he was cute and not a huge scumbag! (not a HUGE scumbag...)
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Woof, SMASH is spinning on its wheels already.
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
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Parker Poseeeeeyyyyy
Wine, Beauty and the Beast, Josie and the...
Also people who don’t know the genius of Josie and the Pussycats, get on it.
"Thanks!!!"
Like she’s so utterly grateful that I remembered to cheer her up the only way one can: making fun of her husband.
Just sent my mom a funny video so we could make...
My mom’s response:
“I haven’t laughed that hard in years!!!!!! haha!!! nothing makes my dad like making fun of dad! I needed that - it has been a hard week. Thanks!”
I dont even know how to respond to this except to say “success!”
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